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How (Not) To Wear Out Your Welcome

Know someone with a new baby? Want to visit them for the holidays but not sure how long you should stay? Well, try this handy formula, guaranteed to keep friends and family toasting your presence:

1) Take the numbers of days you were planning on staying originally.

2) Divide that number by 2.

Voila, enjoy your stay!

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Cognitive Cable News Dissonance

You know when you’re playing fetch with a dog and you “fake throw” the tennis ball? And then the dog scours the entire backyard trying to figure out where the damn ball went? You laugh your ass off but then feel sort of, you know, mean? Well, that’s how I felt last night when my Father-in-Law spent 30 minutes flipping through the channels trying to find Fox News.

I deleted it yesterday.

Not on my TV.

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