If you’re reading this, little man or woman, know that everything is ready for you.
The car seat has been installed. The closets have been re-organized. The stroller has been assembled. The onesies have been purchased. The bottles have been washed. The crib has been ordered. The mobile has been batteried. The baby books have been read. The changing station has been set up. The tabs for “Hush Little Baby” have been downloaded. The advice of friends and family has been solicited. And the casual life we lead has been kissed goodbye.
The only thing left to do . . .
. . . is on you.